To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to be french.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!