The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to die on command.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to see the present

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!