- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to run Crysis.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

Pointless Super Powers