Being alive (until you die).

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!