The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to be french.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!