- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to be french.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to lick your elbow.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to a nokia phone.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the power to inhale and exhale air

Pointless Super Powers