The power to take edible shits.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to be a common person

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!