- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The ability to change your weight

The power to be stupid reading this.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

Pointless Super Powers