The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to understand irony.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to live.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!