ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to be a common person

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to live.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!