The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to shape shift into water

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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to do nothing

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!