the power of fart helium

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to smell water.

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to be shitty

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!