The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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to do nothing

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!