the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!