The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to have a V8

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!