The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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to do nothing

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!