The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to become black!

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to smell water.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to have hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!