- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to smell water.

The power to understand irony.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to have hindsight.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to walk through air.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The ability to turn wine into water...

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

Pointless Super Powers