The power of being pointless

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!