The ability to read braile.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to walk through air.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!