The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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to do nothing

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to freeze ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!