The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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to be shitty

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!