- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to take edible shits.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

Pointless Super Powers