the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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to be shitty

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!