The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!