- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to run Crysis.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power of night-blindness.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Being alive (until you die).

The ability to die on command.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power of laser pointer vision.

Pointless Super Powers