The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to read your own mind

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to do nothing

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!