The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the power to herd cats

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!