The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!