- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to evolve into magickarp

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to read this.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to suck your own dick

Pointless Super Powers