The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to read terms and conditions

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to dislike this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!