- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to run Crysis.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to read this.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

Pointless Super Powers