- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

the power to herd cats

The power to make yourself forget your life

Invisible handwriting.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The ability to hear fish.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to live,but only when you are dead

Pointless Super Powers