- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to speak only one language

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to hatch from an egg

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to speak in only anime openings

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to die when you get old

The power to die at any moment you want.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

Acid tears.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to fail a test everytime

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

Pointless Super Powers