- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to control mealworms

The power to never finish your sentences because

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to evolve into magickarp

the power to read this sentence

The power to blame it on the Boogie

Pointless Super Powers