- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to control mealworms

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to never finish your sentences because

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power to read this sentence

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

Pointless Super Powers