The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to see the present

thumb_up thumb_down +64

sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

thumb_up thumb_down +60

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

thumb_up thumb_down +56

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to transform gold into nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The power to make up pointless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +145

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +143

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to fart rainbows

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to control mealworms

thumb_up thumb_down +101

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!