boo

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to be powerless

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to waste money

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Being only half invisible.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to see the past.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the ability to look into your brain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!