The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!