The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to read this.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to see the present

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!