the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to read this.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power of christ ;)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!