- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to communicate with sperm.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The Power to fart glitter

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to make yourself forget your life

the power to herd cats

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

Invisible handwriting.

Pointless Super Powers