- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to run Crysis.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to turn toast back into bread

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

Being alive (until you die).

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

Pointless Super Powers