The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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to be shitty

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!