The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to be a common person

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!