- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to see white objects in off white.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to have a V8

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to become black!

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

Pointless Super Powers