The power to live.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to not be color blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!