- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

done something sexual with some type of food?

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The ability to read braile.

The power to have hindsight.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to walk through air.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

Pointless Super Powers