- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to not have a brain!

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to ejaculate

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

Immunity to curable diseases.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

Pointless Super Powers