- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to elect George W Bush.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to die when you get scared.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to control your own limb movement

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

the power to like charlie

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

Pointless Super Powers