- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to volunteer as tribute.

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

Pointless Super Powers