The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!